A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches
this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again."

ROFL!! I absolutely love it Riki!!!!

ROFLOL good one !!!!!!!

That's terrible!!

Just like the three friends - a red-head, brunette and blonde were trapped on a desert island, and they saw a lamp, rubbed it, and made a genie appear. He says to them that he would grant them each one wish.

The red-head says "I want to be back home with my family and friends" Poof, she's gone.

The brunette says, "I want to go home to be with my family and friends: Poof she's gone.

The blonde is thinking and cannot make up her mind. The genie is starting to get impatient, and tries to hurry her along. It's over an hour now, and she cannot decide what to wish for, and breaks down and starts to cry. The genie asked her if she thought of anything yet, and she replies, "Yes, I finally did. I am sooo lonely now, and I just want my two friends back here with me!"

Another one that similar to this is the one with 3 employees and a boss who gets to make wishes. The Three employees demand to make their wishes first fand wish to be away from the job site, on a vacation. The boss gets his revenge by wishing them all back to work in 5 minutes.