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 Post subject: Just Jokes
PostPosted: April 5th, 2013, 10:31 pm 
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When I die, I want to go like my dad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.


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 Post subject: Re: Just Jokes
PostPosted: April 7th, 2013, 5:49 pm 
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BristolUK wrote:
When I die, I want to go like my dad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers.


This is not humorous at all.


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 Post subject: Re: Just Jokes
PostPosted: April 8th, 2013, 10:01 pm 
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Nomie wrote:
This is not humorous at all.


Really?

Several famous comedians have had it in their stage acts for 70 years or more.


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 Post subject: Re: Just Jokes
PostPosted: April 11th, 2013, 7:45 pm 
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This was in a movie I saw the other day - The Valet - French comedy.

Elderly man in a book shop walks to cash desk carrying a book. He's known to the assistant.

"Is this any good?"

"Yes, you bought it last month and you told me you read it in one sitting."

"Did I really? How strange. I still have all my marbles but I have no recollection of that at all. Oh well, Just give me a lamb chop then."


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 Post subject: Re: Just Jokes
PostPosted: September 4th, 2013, 1:16 am 
A taxi passenger touched a driver on shoulder to ask something.

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the sidewalk & stopped a few centimeters from a shop.

The driver said:
“Don’t ever do that again, you scared me”

Passenger apologized and said:
“I didn’t realize a little touch would scare you so much”

Driver replied:
“Sorry, it’s not your fault. Its my first day as a cab driver, I’ve been driving a hearse carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs"
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