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spongebob32
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Post subject: British Humor is Different.. Posted: October 10th, 2011, 8:49 pm |
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Joined: August 22nd, 2005, 3:42 pm Posts: 1469 Location: Winsloe P.E.I.
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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog..
FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time
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bakers_drivers
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Post subject: Re: British Humor is Different.. Posted: October 11th, 2011, 12:26 pm |
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Joined: July 4th, 2009, 4:50 pm Posts: 286
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LOL 
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