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 Post subject: Absolutely Hilarious PP Joy
PostPosted: September 25th, 2011, 8:19 pm 
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Absolutely Hilarious PP Joy

A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for counseling.

The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks,
"We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with
women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?" "No," answered the Mullah,
"It's forbidden in Islam." "Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally
have sex?" "Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK with in marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man. "No problem," says the Mullah. "Woman
on top?" the man asks. "Sure," says the Mullah. "Go for it. "Doggy style?" "Sure! "
"On the kitchen table?" "Yes, yes!" "Can we do it with all my four wives together on
rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video" "You may indeed!" "Can we do it standing up" "No." says
the Mullah." "Why not?" asks the man. "It could lead to dancing."

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