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 Post subject: Little Johnny
PostPosted: August 11th, 2011, 10:04 pm 
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An old biker walks into a tavern in the middle of nowhere. Sign above the bar says. Cold beer $2. Hamburger $2.25. Cheeseburger $2.50. Chicken sandwich $3.50. Hand job $50. He calls the exceptionally good looking bartender over. She comes down to him with a big smile on her face and asks, "How can i help you?" The biker leans in and asks, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Why yes i am." She replies. The biker leans in closer and whispers, "Well wash your fuckin hands, i want a cheeseburger!"


The teacher asked little johnny if there are 4 birds on a tree, and one gets shot, how many will be left on the tree? Little johnny says none, because when u shoot one bird, the rest will fly away. The teacher, impressed, replies, the answer is 3 birds left, but I like the way your thinking. Little johnny says, let me ask you a question Miss, there are 3 women eating ice cream in different ways, one biting, one sucking and one licking, which woman is married? The teacher, nervously says the one sucking. little johnny says, no the answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like the way your thinking


A priest kept chickens at his parish church and the cock went missing. At Mass the priest asked "who has a cock? Stand up if you have one." All the men stood up "No,I meant who's seen a cock?" All the women got up. "No,no who's seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women got up. "Oh for f**k's sake who's seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up


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