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 Post subject: The Smart Drunk
PostPosted: July 13th, 2011, 7:39 pm 
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The Smart Drunk


In a wine factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him. They gave him a glass of wine.

He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”

“That’s correct”, said the boss. Another glass.

“It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels.”

“Correct.” The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also name the father!”


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