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|Author:||spongebob32 [ June 12th, 2011, 10:29 pm ]|
|Post subject:||Judgement Day|
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in a
long, long line for judgment. As he stood there he noticed that
some souls were allowed to march right through the Gates of
Heaven; others, though, were led over to Satan, who threw them
into a burning pit of fire.
Every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire,
Satan would toss him (or her) to one side. After watching Satan
do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the better of
him and he strolled over and tapped Satan on the shoulder.
"Excuse me, there, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering why you are
tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the
fires of hell with the others?"
"Ah", Satan said with a grin. "They are people from PEI
they're still too wet to burn!"
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