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Author:  kelvin121 [ May 23rd, 2011, 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Blonde.....

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.


Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........


Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.


Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route.


Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.


Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.


Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.

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