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 Post subject: Newfie towel
PostPosted: March 24th, 2011, 11:21 am 
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Location: Winsloe P.E.I.
Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age,

in a small coastal Newfoundland community.



After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed

during sex and according to her Grandmother all Newfoundland women are

entitled to a climax once in a while.



To resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there

was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin.



The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot

summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having

difficulty breeding, with a big towel. This would cool her down and

make her relax.



He told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel

over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause

the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.



The couple hired a strong young man from Grand Bank to wave that big

towel over them as the Vet suggested.



After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to

the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young

man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.



They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming,

ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a

half hours.



When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young man and in a

boasting voice said:




"And that, me son, is how ya waves a f***ing towel!"


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