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 Post subject: The Newfie Bic Lighter
PostPosted: March 20th, 2011, 9:34 pm 
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The Newfie Bic Lighter




Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Newfoundland shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied with a Newfoundland accent, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Holy s#!t, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'

'Well,' replied Ralph, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Bob asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ralph.

'Could I see him?'

Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the Genie,Bob says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of
your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Bob asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly,the Newfoundland sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph,

'What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ralph answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch [Bic?'


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