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 Post subject: Bear in the woods
PostPosted: October 1st, 2015, 2:26 pm 
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Location: Charlottetown
IN THE WOODS

An Atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'

'What powerful rivers!'

'What beautiful animals!'

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a
rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear
charge towards him.


He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked
over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left
paw & raising his right paw to strike him.


At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice
came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach
others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said:
'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you
to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you
could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both
paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive
from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

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the right thing at the right time,
But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing
at the tempting moment. "


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 Post subject: Re: Bear in the woods
PostPosted: March 1st, 2016, 6:15 pm 
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Joined: March 1st, 2016, 5:07 pm
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Location: souris
No bears in PEi how sad!


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